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( I am Jared, also known as Jard, Jamjars[by a select few] king of amazing and all that is great, and Jaredissimo. Welcome to my blog and have a nice perusal of this theme I personally enjoy muchly. )

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06/01/2012 00:37:36

krazycatqueen:

basstrip:

dearsweetcasey:

ohcorny:

chickens don’t make sense

chiquelibrium

 #must remain constant at all times


How

krazycatqueen:

basstrip:

dearsweetcasey:

ohcorny:

chickens don’t make sense

chiquelibrium

 #must remain constant at all times

How

(Source: tanku, via keeliwiththecrappyphone)

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06/01/2012 00:17:57

superwhotrekwars42-21b:

janeturenne:

My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.

Because you know what.

You know what.

After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.

And who

and who

would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?

They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.

Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.

He’s had them since he was a little boy.

That little boy right there.

ALL OF THE HEADCANON IS ACCEPTED

(Source: yourerightinthemiddleoftheroad, via keeliwiththecrappyphone)

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06/01/2012 00:05:27

tltty:

THIS IS NOT OKAY

tltty:

THIS IS NOT OKAY

(Source: pi4nobl4ck, via callipygos)

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05/31/2012 23:49:25

kingcheddarxvii:

This is how I want to be remembered

(via kingcheddarxvii)

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05/31/2012 22:47:16

TEST YOUR KEYBOARD

trollcoffee:

auspistisavvy:

bromancer:

sporkaganza:

araneasgrip:

closettrolls:

raikbeard:

sixthrock:

boku-no-neopets:

immortalsmoke:

owlites:

gravityisforsuckers:

Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”  


THKBNFJS THLAY DG.

holy shit

THE QICK BROWN OX JMPS OVER THE LAZY OG.

so close.

H QUCK BRN FX JUMS VR H LAZY DG

what even

THEQCKBRWGJVERTHELAZYG

aw man

THEQUICKROWFOXJUMPSOVERTHELZYDO

it doesn’t like the space bar apparently

TEQUICKBRONOXUMSOVERTEAZYOG

jesus christ how

HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG

WHAT?! What is this!? D:

HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG

same result… i don’t understand why is it like that

THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPED OVER THE LAZY DOG

oh shit i typed jumped instead of jumps. i always make that mistake.

THKBNFJSTHLAYDG 

OWHHta?????

HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG

i dont understand?????????????

THE QUIC BROW OX UMPE OER THE Y O

THEQUICKROWFOXJUMPSOVERTHELYDOG

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05/31/2012 21:43:04

feferishotbutt:

dragonsroar:

hetero

yuri

yaoi

nonshippers

long ago the four nations lived together in harmony

then, everything changed when the yaoi nation attacked

the last nonshipper

(via trollcoffee)

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05/31/2012 21:16:54

terezi:

NO I NEED TO SEE MORE WHERE CAN I WATCH IT???

terezi:

NO I NEED TO SEE MORE WHERE CAN I WATCH IT???

(Source: ejacutastic)

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05/31/2012 20:15:41

MTV Germany ads: ‘Sex is no accident. Always use a condom’

tyleroakley:

(Source: wezzo, via heartfulpenguin)

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05/31/2012 20:13:11

Advertising Threat

steampoweredrocket:

SCREAMING

(Source: thehopefoolignorant, via rabbitbatthing)

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05/31/2012 18:30:58

Tell me how you would fuck me, anonymous or not.

(Source: prostituta-d-italia, via imlingy)

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